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Photo: Devojka Any person flipping through a dossier on my life would find that from childhood until now, littered across papers like report cards, teacher’s notes, transcripts, correspondences, psychologist’s notes, recorded schoolyard snickering, employee reviews, and greeting cards are words like the following: Unusual. Different. Peculiar. Quirky. Unconventional. Strange. “Unique.” Bizarre. Odd. Freakish. Eccentric. Offbeat. You know, WEIRD. Even my ESL-parents, whose native language doesn’t even contain a phonetic proxy for the letter W, would switch to English just so they could employ this adjective whenever I baffled them. “Why are you so weird ?” Short answer: I’m an Aquarius. Aquarians are associated with change, the future, rebellion, revolution, innovation, lifting humanity into higher vibrational ascensions and yaddah yaddah yaddah. Despite being the Water-Bearer of the Zodiac, it’s actually an air sign??? Yea, that’s some Aquarius shit; characterized by whatever is outside of the box (or jug), or any exasperating contradiction. “Love humanity; hate people.” That’s an Aquarian slogan. The most open-minded judgmental people you will meet: The person who brought the communist manifesto as a gift to your baby shower, and weed gummies to your parent’s dinner party. We only go to weddings so we can dance at the reception, we don’t really care about the ceremony. We have great ideas!… if only someone else would do the work. But all that aside, at the end of the day, distill any Aquarius down to their most pure form, and what you’ll get is 100% unadulterated weirdo. A couple […]